THE 23rd CHANNEL

• The TV is my shepard, I shall not want for entertainment.
• It maketh me to lie down on the sofa.
• It leadeth me away from Scriptures.
• It destroyeth my soul.
• It leadeth me in the path of sex and violence for the sponsor's sake.
• Yea, though I walk in the shadow of my Christian responsibilities,
• There will be no interruption,
• For the TV is with me, its cable and remote, they control me.
• It prepareth a commercial before me in the presence of worldliness;
• It anointeth my head with humanism,
• My coveting runneth over.
• Surely laziness and ignorance shall follow me all the days of my life,
• And I shall dwell in the house watching TV forever. Author Unknown